Tuesday, November 17, 2009

La Grande Finale

And here is what actually happened
J.C. Denton broken-hearted planned revenge on Pam for the past 2 years. He stayed friends with Pam secretly hating her. Many opportunities of revenge arose, but none of them were perfect. Then one day in November 2012 he got invited to a hypnotist show at the Zoo that Pam works at. Being a hypnotist himself he saw a perfect opportunity. He made his way into the organising committee to get through to John Shannow; the hypnotist himself. He would hypnotise the McCool, Pam’s beloved giraffe to make it eat Pam. He would also have John Shannow hypnotised so that he does not remember any of his show. In the need of a trigger for both the hypnotised creatures he convinced Pam to change the schedule of the show in order to squeeze in 30 minutes of fireworks. The sound of fireworks was a perfect sound to set off the effect of the hypnosis. Pam argued with him about the fireworks trying to convince him that they could cause too much upset of animals but he was not listening as he needed them very much. He got his way eventually. Hanging around the zoo he spotted a homeless man Mr Pingpong wandering about and another brilliant idea came to his head. He organised some clothes to imitate Pingpong’s appearance. And as for him not being around the main square for the fireworks he had a cardboard cut out of himself from when he won the garda of the year. He would place it in the square before the fireworks are due and sneak out to set them off without anyone knowing he was involved.
Therefore:
7:20 – He left the square leaving the cardboard cut out behind without causing any suspicion.
7:25 – Dressed in Hobo clothes he staggered between the cages towards the staff locker room
7:29 – Was seen in the square looking at the moonless night sky alone
7:29 – After a 5 min walk he set up the fireworks near the locker room to go off at 19:30 precisely. He burnt his hands because of his carelessness.
7:30- J.C went to the circuit room where he turned off the lights in the square and animal enclosure so the guests can fully enjoy the fireworks without seeing the slaughter out the back. Under cover of darkness, illuminated only by the sparks of the fireworks he rushed to the janitor's room.
7:50 – One of the maids, Mary saw J.C assuming he was PingPong. She found this odd because 1min earlier she received a text from the Janitor saying he is with Pingpong.
7:55- He hid the cut out and the dirty clothes in there thinking janitorial duties would be finished by then so it would not be found there. It was also the nearest place to hide it. He stole an expensive looking bottle of champagne from the Janitor's room.
7:58- He returned to the square ready to head away to the dinner and wait for the fun to begin.

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